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Posts tagged ‘postcard’

Attn: Ellen (1/9/19)

Front

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

ellen381b

 

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

At first you see this and think, ‘oh cliche fisherman joke.’ But look deeper. They walk at the exact same cadence! That’s a harmonious relationship. Also both of them have a very broken left foot.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

 

Attn: Ellen (1/2/19)

Front

 

Ellen380a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

 

Ellen380b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I bet the first person who thought of removing the hair before they ate the animal they killed was revered with a god like status.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

 

Attn: Ellen (12/19/18)

Front

Ellen379b

 

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen379a

 

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

This year I’ve secretly been telling people ‘Mary Christmas’ because this girl I know, named Mary, likes bringing home-baked cookies to work so I hope that … aw crap, just remembered her name is actually Joan.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?