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Dear Ellen,
Would you mind reminding me? You see, I’m watching tennis and can’t remember: is tennis the poor man’s badminton?, or the rich man’s man’s ping pong?, or the extravagantly wealthy man’s competitive hot dog eating contest?
Please let me know as soon as you get a minute!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery
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Dear Ellen,
Do you agree with my graph?
(You really expect me to type out a graph?)
(1) Social norms kick in and you stop playing with toys because it’s “little kid stuff.”
(2) You have kids (possible); Friends have kids
(3) Grandkids
(4) I project my love of toys to grow as I gain financial freedom and having kids as an excuse to buy more.
From: DumbFunnery.com or @DumbFunnery
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Dear Ellen,
Here we see Chewbacca in one of his most terrifying adventures – the one where the Empire captures him, gives him a whole body perm, and he walks around looking like a human poodle. Oh cruel Empire, have you no heart!?
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
DumbFunnery 