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Dear Ellen,
Can you imagine the impact it would have if instead of people buying colorful napkins and paper plates and mini-flags and just the right clothes people instead put the money for 4th of July decorations squarely to the national debt?
…But those red, white & blue socks are awfully cool …
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery OR
@DumbFunnery
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Dear Ellen,
This postcard looks like an advertisement for a version of Star Wars where all of the actors are wax figures. And you know, with the right voice overs, that would be very watchable. Maybe …
Fran Drescher = All female parts
Billy Dee Williams = All sound effects
This one coworker of mine who mumbles and talks too much = All male voices
It’s GOLD!
(And my, what sensual sound effects we would have.)
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
P.S. Feel free to tweet me on the twitterverse: @DumbFunnery
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Dear Ellen,
Sometimes I think being on a jury could be interesting, enlightening and possibly fun. Other times I think having the picture on this postcard as a shirt and wearing that to court and answering as many questions as possible with a cat pun would be much, much more fun.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery
DumbFunnery 