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Dear Ellen,
What do you think this girl’s report card would have said? My guess is something like:
“She is a bright, attentive student.
Her morose omnipresence is off-putting for other students though.
Please inform your daughter to quit carrying a feather everywhere – it’s just weird.”
Let me know what you think, eh?
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
Ah yes, the delightful tradition of learning how to cop a feel by practicing on a snow woman. Belgian kids, huh? Those little tikes.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
Don’t you think it’s amazing how misunderstood some artists can be? For example, this is one “art critic’s”* review of this wonderful painting: Eye floaters are small moving spots that appear in your field of vision. They may be especially noticeable when you look at something bright, such as white paper (or an empty canvas).
Critics, huh? What goons.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
*Maybe this was not something from a critique but instead from WebMD.
DumbFunnery 