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Dear Ellen,
Why are lions so religious?
Because they prey as a family!
That’s the joke I’d tell to cause this lion to make that face. Then he’d probably maul me. (Leading to joke 2, “what are you, lion, my teenage kid? I’m sick of being mauled!”)
Ever so sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
Today, I will re-introduce myself.
My name is Brad, and I have a blog called DumbFunnery.com. It is full of silly things, like every Wednesday I have a picture of the postcard I have mailed you.
I do this (over 100 postcards plus a lot of other oddball posts) because:
1) I like to write silly things,
2) I hope to one day write silly things at a professional level (i.e. get paid),
3) Maybe you would read a postcard and invite me to talk one day.
Sincerely,
Brad aka
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
Recently I wrote a knock-knock joke … So far everyone I have told the joke to says it stinks. I figure it’s past due:
Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Bananas foster.
Bananas foster who?
Bananas foster their hopes and dreams …
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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