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Attn: Ellen (5/29/13)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres Monet

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Imagine yourself stepping into a room. In this room you are surrounded by beautiful Claude Monet paintings. So peaceful, so happy.

Then I walk in and gesture to 5 of the Monet’s in turn, and sing, to the tune of the O’Jays ‘For the Love of Money,’ “Monet, Monet, Monet, Moooonet, … Monet!”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (5/15/13)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres Washington D.C.

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

If my life was a soccer game on a Spanish-speaking channel, last night there would’ve been one of those at-first-funny-but-then-annoying 5 minute long “goaaaal!” announcements.

Why? Because I’m done with my Master’s*!

*If it turns out I failed my final, that would be an own goal announcement.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (5/8/13)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres Count Dracula

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I have (knock on wood) one final to go before my Master’s is done! That means this week I need to buckle down and study … OR … Think about my graduation gift I’ll buy myself! What will it be? Legos? An XBox 360? Something indicative of my age?

Only time will tell!!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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