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Attn: Ellen (5/1/13)

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Ellen DeGeneres Star Wars


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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

This Saturday is free comic book day. This is great for single people because it answers the age old question, “where can I meet a guy who is not only nerdy, but also cheap?”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (4/24/13)

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Ellen DeGeneres M.C. Escher


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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

 

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I’m no scientist, or doctor, or a lot of things actually – but I think I’ve got it!

A perpetual motion machine!

You see, I have been under the weather and I swear, I go blow my nose to my heart’s content, then I wash my hands, leave the bathroom and boom! – time to blow the nose again.

So … you know … Somehow apply that to a perpetual motion machine.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (4/17/13)

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Ellen DeGeneres fox

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Ellen DeGeneres Wyoming

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

This is the town Going, Wyoming. It’s a nice town but it’s got its problems, like any place.

For example, the church caught on fire and the real fire truck was in the shop so the chief sent the back up, called “adora-bwee-oooh-bwee-oooh.” It’s bad at putting out fires, but it’s a great conversation-starter.

Oh, and the giant, smug fox can be off-putting. The townspeople just pretend he’s not there.

I give the town a solid B!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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