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Dear Ellen,
You know what I should do more often? Come up with cool new names for people, and introduce them with the phrase, “Hey [name], can I call you [nickname]?”
Let’s try it: Hey Ellen, can I call you Ellentil? You’re like a cool soup lady with that nickname!
I’ll assume yes until I hear from you. Try me on Twitter! @DumbFunnery
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
Cleaning can be a boring chore. But here’s a tip – play some music while you do it!
Here’s an equally important tip, DON’T play the theme song from Chariots of Fire because you’ll end up cleaning in slow motion.
It’s a scientific fact.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
It’s pretty well-established that dolphins are awesome, right? So why aren’t there more Valentine’s cards that say stuff like, “You’re cooler than Flipper, wanna get some ice cream?”
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
P.S. Happy Valentine’s!
DumbFunnery 