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Dear Ellen,
Can you blame him? Can you really blame Yoda for being so angry? The “smallest hands”? Come on. It’s Star Wars! There are bound to be smaller hands! Or maybe it’s the fate thing. Or maybe indigestion. I don’t know.
I’m just spit balling here.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
Quick New Year’s resolution update, since you asked, my resolution to wrongly assume un-asked questions and then answer out loud to unwilling audiences is going swimmingly!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
P.S. See what I did there? I’ll tell you, what I did was …
P.P.S. See what I did there part two?
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Dear Ellen,
You know what’s fun? The word lugubrious. It means, “Looking or sounding sad and dismal.”
I think, given how funny the word is, it should mean, “Comically gross phlegm.” Way better! See, I’ll show you: “Ewww, that dude just sneezed and it was all lugubrious!”
Ever serving the English language,
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