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Attn: Ellen (5/1/13)

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Ellen DeGeneres Star Wars


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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Dear Ellen,

This Saturday is free comic book day. This is great for single people because it answers the age old question, “where can I meet a guy who is not only nerdy, but also cheap?”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (2/6/13)

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Ellen DeGeneres Star Wars

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Ellen DeGeneres Star Wars

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Dear Ellen,

Can you blame him? Can you really blame Yoda for being so angry? The “smallest hands”? Come on. It’s Star Wars! There are bound to be smaller hands! Or maybe it’s the fate thing. Or maybe indigestion. I don’t know.

I’m just spit balling here.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (12/12/12)

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Ellen DeGeneres Christmas

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Ellen DeGeneres Christmas

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Dear Ellen,

Gift shopping can be tough. But you know what’s not tough? Going to the mall to buy my dad and brother’s gifts but then buying myself the Lego Star Wars Advent Calendar. (It was on sale.)

I hope everyone else’s gift-buying is going a bit more smoothly.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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