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The text of the postcard is:
Dear Ellen,
The Borders by me is having their going out of business sale.
Cheap books and postcards?
I already buy too many of these things, but you add a crazy sale and I end up buying things like … well, like this postcard.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
As an FYI, the postcard is from the grocery store close to where my parents live. It makes me happy how tacky it is.
The text of the postcard is:
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Dear Ellen,
I’m going to re-introduce myself via bad haiku:
Just who is this guy?
Engineer. Hopeful author.
Future guest of yours!?!
GetBradStanley
Published.com
This postcard is the equivalent of an awkward hello. You’re welcome for that.
DumbFunnery 