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Posts tagged ‘Texas’

Mid-Term Election Advice

I don’t know what things are like in your neck of the woods, but here in Texas a LOT of the candidates are really much more feng shui conscious than you’d think by looking at them. I swear, for every three ads on TV, two of those folks are concerned about borders.

Look, I live in an apartment, I’m not going to hang drapes, ok? You can rant and rave about borders all you want but I for one think my windows need no treatment.

Now, these Mexicans?

 

Joking aside, my sincere input: Educate yourself, vote, and be angry at politicians. Because half-truths shouldn’t be so acceptable.

Palo Duro Canyon State Park

Palo Duro Canyon State Park

This picture doesn’t do that scene justice.

 

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My buddy and I both left wanting to play Red Dead Redemption.

 

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It’s like he’s biding his time, waiting for a … shady … deal to happen.

 

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Attn: Ellen (9/10/14)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

If there was an actual Texas pan with the panhandle as the actual pan handle what would its signature dish be?

Trick question!

The pan would have your Texas state concealed handgun license (CHL) engraved on it.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?