Many of you know the phrase, “When thunder roars, go indoors.” For those of you who don’t know the phrase, it is meant to be easily remembered and remind you to be safe when a thunderstorm is heading your way.
What you may not know is that the NOAA (National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration) in combination with a conference for TV meteorologists were so inspired by the success of “When thunder roars, go indoors” that they came up with a new list of phrases to remind people that it is definitely better to be safe than sorry when it comes to the powerful forces of nature.
If you see a tornado, you’d better a-go-go.
You don’t have carte blanche when there could be an avalanche.
If you notice hail, local dealerships will soon have a sale.
Don’t be insane, respect the hurricane.
Is that lightning? That sh** is frightening.
Are you safer now having read these informative quips? As any number of important government officials at NOAA would say, ‘Don’t be a dip, let me know what you think of the quip.’
Pick a word for each of the following categories:
- Energy source (i.e. gasoline, hydroelectric, solar, etc).
- Synonym of hug.
- Method of transportation.
- Weather word (i.e. stormy, windy, sunny, etc).
- Food item.
- Blue collar job.
- Nickname that you would call someone when you know that you should know their name but you forgot it (i.e. sport, buckaroo, buddy, etc).
Keanu Reeves stars in this summer’s BEST ACTION FLICK.
(Energy Source + Hug Synonym)
Keanu Reeves Stars as (nickname for person you should know) Jones, a nice guy who loves his (blue collar job) and his simple life. And then (food + weather word) comes along and DESTROYS HIS WORLD. With his world destroyed, (nickname) Jones turns to drinks. He is drinking himself into oblivion when he stumbles on the secret that (food + weather word) didn’t just happen on (nickname) Jones. He was chosen.
Drunkenly (nickname) Jones announces his intentions to stop the evil (food + weather word) to his favorite watering hole and heads home. When he wakes up in handcuffs next to Chesty “Heart of Gold” McBarback, another victim of (food + weather word)’s, you know it’s on. Now it’s up to (nickname) Jones and Chesty to get to the bottom of (food + weather word)’s scheme – without getting themselves killed.
Did we mention there will be exploding (method of transportation)? And Chesty, don’t forget about her.
Post the fill in the blank words you picked! What do you think, Keanu?