Why do hockey fights start? It’s a rough game and those guys know it going in. But sometimes they can’t hold back – they can’t help but throw off the gloves and knock some teeth out (if available to be knocked out).
But always there’s the tipping point – from, “aw well coach said don’t get in a fight,” to “let’s do this.”
Hockey Fight Tipping Points!
“Mud-blood.”
“I heard taxation without representation was YOUR fault!!”
“Bruce Willis is dead the whole movie!”
“If a biopic is a biographical film wouldn’t it make sense for a myopic to be an autobiographical film?”
“STOP TALKING! … Don’t you know I hate knock-knock jokes!?!”
Usually when I’m doing a video for my blog the Zombie seems to get a little disgruntled and he leaves. I figured he just thought/knew that if he saw me making one of those videos he’d lose all respect for me.
I figure that because the same thing happened to myself (I caught a look at myself in the mirror … mistake.).
Anyhow.
Today, for whatever reason, the Zombie stuck around.
Even more?! I think he may actually be down for doing a video with me!!! Stay tuned folks, this could be good.
I did an audio recording where I pretended to find romance and then (gasp!) it turned out to be me calling for ‘Frank, from the TSA’ and I had thought of him because I’d just gone to the bathroom and found a latex glove.
Now that’s COMEDY!
Unfortunately you have to pay a bit extra to do an audio post, so instead here are some pictures.
My senior year of college some friends and I drove from Dallas, Texas to Las Vegas, Nevada. Otherwise known as VEGAS BABY! While there we were delighted to learn that there was going to be an IMPLOSION!
My pictures of the actual implosion sucked – but this guys vid is cool
You could maybe tell the cloud of … doom … moved quickly
Very, very quickly …
Notice the smart guy with the mask on. Right after the implosion I was still standing there awed by the awesome-ness of it, but everyone else is putting on masks, or covering their mouths with something …
Vegas = Drinking. Vegas + Implosion = Ruh Roh.
Some random car (and this parking lot was a ways off)
What a handsome young man (frightening)
It’s kind of fun until you realize that’s building covering my face/hair/body/throat. Thankfully, again, it was Vegas – so we weren’t the dirtiest people around.
Fine – since it’s a Vegas post – here’s some nudity.
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