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Attn: Ellen (12/21/16)

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Dear Ellen,

If I was nefarious, and a hacker, I would hack Google and Amazon to give one response to any “Ok, google” or “Alexa” query someone might have.

Then, Christmas morning, excited people everywhere would set up their new Google Home or Amazon Echo Dot and they’d say, “play Jingle Bell Rock!” and then a few seconds pause before the device says, “I can’t wait to watch you while you sleep tonight …” then start playing Jingle Bell Rock.

Merry Christmas, everyone!

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Attn: Ellen (12/14/16)

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Dear Ellen,

With Christmas fast approaching and shopping areas turning into horrifying parking experiences wrought with feelings where you smash the palms of your hands into your eyes as though that’ll help – I’d recommend people have nature documentaries … wait no, those can be depressing … How about just pretty pictures of animals? Have those at the ready. See, isn’t life better just remembering how pretty things can be?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Attn: Ellen (12/7/16)

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Dear Ellen,

I just got a fancy DSLR camera and I had pictured myself taking pictures like the one seen on this postcard … But instead so far I have a lot of blurry pictures of the dog. Hi ho, hi ho, off to the manual I guess I’d better go.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

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