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Dear Ellen,
Currently our nation is struggling with the following quiz. Public bathrooms cause concern because:
A) The smell
B) That small urine-based creek with tributaries and everything
C) No soap!!
D) All of the above
But a number of people are writing in (E) and then their personal definition of being transgendered. Hello people, soap is important!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
I’m reading Infinite Jest, and I feel a bit like that mouse … and the book is the other guy.
It’s supposed to be brilliant, which is good. But I can tell you concretely it’s 900+ pages and I’m just now at about 200.
Words of encouragement, wisdom, support, etc are all appreciated.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
P.S. After this book I will be reading a mindless book about guys with magical powers or something like that.
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Dear Ellen,
This week my wife is in Houston visiting friends and family … And I am eating junk food, working out, and going door-to-door in the neighborhood telling folks I’m making dinner and could I borrow a cup of friendship?
Yeah, I’m pretty cool.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
DumbFunnery 