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Dear Ellen,
Here we see Chewbacca in one of his most terrifying adventures – the one where the Empire captures him, gives him a whole body perm, and he walks around looking like a human poodle. Oh cruel Empire, have you no heart!?
Sincerely,
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Dear Ellen,
While some may see this as kitschy romance, I choose to see it as a threat.
‘My dearest,
You neglected to tell me your parents would be visiting while you are on business travel. Hmm.
Love stinks,
The spouse’
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
A rattling noise as a warning of danger is to babies what an animal advertising a cheap and delicious buffet is to adults. Why so cruel, nature?
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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