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Attn: Ellen (3/5/14)

Front

Ellen Oscars Twitter

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

 Ellen Oscars Twitter

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Congrats on the Oscars and on breaking Twitter.

Similarly, I recently had a tweet favorited so I guess we’re both trend setters.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (2/26/14)

Front

Ellen159a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

 Ellen159b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Here we see the panda: nature’s equivalent of a spoiled younger sibling who just does whatever he wants. This panda is resting after having eaten for one hour straight. He is getting his strength up for the two day mating season where he may have sex once or twice. Unless he doesn’t. Either way.

Carry on, panda.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (2/19/14)

Front

Ellen158a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

 Ellen158b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Here you go! You get part one of my ultra post modern art! (If I don’t deserve a gallery showing, who does!?)

(Awesome picture – you should really look at the postcard …)

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

If you think this makes no sense, try reading last week’s. It might help (might).

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