The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (1/13/16)

January 13, 2016

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Theoretically, everyone knows what a bat out of hell sounds like.

What I’m wondering is, what does a bat out of heaven sound like.

Please get back to me ASAP.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

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Attn: Ellen

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A Joke for the New Year

January 8, 2016

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Loneliness.

P.S. If you can’t wait to tell this joke at a party, your new year is not off to a great start. Or, you’re my kinda pal.

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