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Quotes of the Day!

Recently I read The Winter of Our Discontent by John Steinbeck. My wife loved it, I’ll give it a resounding “eh.” But Steinbeck did have a way with words, so while I didn’t love the book, I still really enjoyed his use of language. The quotes are of course better with the context of what is happening around them, but some are still nice even while isolated. And, I should add, the book is good, there is no doubt about that.

 

The banker’s voice became frosty. “I don’t understand.” His inflection said he did understand and found it stupid, and his tone twisted a bitterness in Ethan, and the bitterness spawned a lie.

 

It was the shocking discovery that makes a man wonder: If I’ve missed this, what else have I failed to see?

 

What a frightening thing is the human, a mass of gauges and dials and registers, and we can read only a few and those perhaps not accurately.

 

It has been my experience to put aside a decision for future pondering. Then one day, fencing a piece of time to face the problem, I have found it already completed, solved, and the verdict taken. This must happen to everyone, but I have no way of knowing that. It’s as though, in the dark and desolate caves of the mind, a faceless jury had met and decided.

 

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This, dear reader, is a picture of a good day.

Attn:Ellen (6/24/2015)

Front

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

 
The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

You know what I think is a mistake? Life insurance commercials that try to sympathize or be relatable. No dice, commercial. Focus on the positive: “1 out of every ~5,500 people who fake their death and move to Fiji with the insurance money are successful! So, what are you waiting for?” 

I just made that up, but I’m sold!
Sincerely,

DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Necessary Nonsense

Vociferous and ubiquitous unicorns

Undulating unilaterally in my sleep

This leads to head scratching morns

My therapist listens, represses a weep

Shouting shellfish shellac their homes

Nosy neighbors noisily whisper their opinions

Composing not novelettes but hefty tomes

Their judgmental thoughts like unwanted minions

Cornering the market with his heft and desire

The brazen basket case of a boys done it now

He’s lit not a spark but a full fledged fire

While the brown cow looks askance and asks how

The summation of my thoughts involves sigma,

A saucy case of stylish, yet staunch strabismus

And a haughty goodnight to all, I’ll miss ya

Now let me go, please, you and your plus sized fuss