If you knew only one thing about a person – that the person is an adult – what book would you recommend to get that person into reading?
Question of the Day
June 19, 2015
Attn: Ellen (6/17/15)
June 17, 2015
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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
I just realized a new nightmare scenario – living in a world full of commercials people. Athletes intensely working out and dripping sweat, people unwilling to accept such low! prices!, cars zooming by, eerily happy ethnically diverse groups drinking beer, and the local commercial types shout talking everything at an incredibly fast rate. It’s a subtle nightmare, I know, but it’s a nightmare.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery
Dear Guy at the Urinal
June 15, 2015
Why, when you’re peeing, do you flush before, during AND after? What is that!?
I don’t know that it’s dirty, because I doubt anyone else does this … but why are you leaning forward so that your head is resting on the wall?
Why, when you’re done, do you shake it like you’re angry at it? You should get that figured out, with someone else.
Why did you look over, and then when you saw it was me, start a conversation? Why for all of that? Why? If it was someone else, would you have not started talking? If so, can I be added to the list of not-talking people?
Why do you do a cartoon super villain laugh, where it starts slow and gets faster and louder and your eyes get large and you look around the room in a challenging manner … Nah, just kidding. That’s me. I do that. It’s my ONE quirk, ok? Everyone is allowed one. My sincerest apologies for any and all males though.
No talkie, please.
DumbFunnery 