The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Just reading that post title you already know this is a golden idea, don’t you?

Recently I read this article on LinkedIn about ‘WalmartPalooza’ – which is what the author of that post calls the Walmart shareholder’s meeting. By the author’s description, it is a spectacle. The post is short, give it a read and imagine the grand affair. Then, if your curiosity is piqued, give this a try.

That second link is Walmart’s website for the event which has links to videos of the meeting AND perhaps most importantly, a nice looking showcase of tweets from people who attended.

In case you DON’T want to read the article – the event highlights Wal-Mart’s successes over the past year (typical I think for a shareholder meeting) except this one is MC’d by a celebrity, this year it was Reese Witherspoon, and there are other celebrity acts as well (Rod Stewart and Ricky Martin). It feels like a political party’s rally, where only the positives are allowed into the building and the focus is on optimism, glitz and glamor.

Here’s why I’m interested in this event: movie potential.

If this isn’t the PERFECT setup for a movie by the gang who did Best in Show (Waiting for Guffman, A Mighty Wind) then I don’t know what would be. Just think about the characters they would play –

  • One of them is a celebrity act who cares deeply about helping the environment and social issues but … also likes the sweet pay day from Wal-Mart
  • One of them is said celebrity’s agent
  • One of them is new Wal-Mart employee who is buying into the hype
  • One of them is jaded Wal-Mart employee
  • One of them is mid-level corporate … high up enough to go along but not so high up as to not feel a little dirty

Heck. What am I doing. They know better than I. Or maybe you do. What do you think? To me, this is a gem of an opportunity.

Attn: Ellen (7/1/15)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

If I was a former child star who saved well, once every 7 years I would book a hotel ballroom/convention area, emphasizing that I need the room for all my fans. Then, I’d sit in there alone, surrounded by ceiling fans, box fans, etc. Eventually some hotel PR person would stop by and be so weirded out they’ll want to switch jobs.

Now that’s what I call liven’!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

As you have most likely heard, gay marriage is now legal in the United States by decree of the Supreme Court. Okie doke. If you’re opposed to the Supreme Court making the decision vs each state, that’s a whole different conversation.

BUT, if you’re opposed to gay marriage because … well, why are you opposed? The arguments I have heard seem to come back to the same one: something something Christian something something God something something.

If that’s the case, allow me to present my side: It’s a government law, which is very different from a church law. In other words, whatever your belief system is, I’m not arguing that (beliefs) with you.

 

 

If you have a different reason for being opposed – please feel free to post it or email me! I will respond attempt to respond intelligently. (No promises.)