The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (3/19/14)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Sometimes when I am doing something “cool” or at a “cool” event (like SxSW) I think of my future potential children and how maybe one day they’ll stumble on some pictures of their old man and think, “woah! Dad used to look so young … And like, do stuff!”

Unfortunately for this scenario it means I need to stop making goofy faces in pictures and that’s not likely.

Sorry potential kids, your old man is a dork. (If you’re reading this, just know that every time you tease me I will make a math joke in front of your friends.)

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

SxSW 2014 Random Music

The Pack A.D. – Blackout (This looks so low budget and enjoyable to me)

Ava Luna – Clips (Smooth? white boy)

G-Eazy – The Coolest Job

(Chim Chim Cheree into a rap song? Ok, I’ll bite for the unexpected factor)

Pompeya – Power (Might be my favorite of these songs)

Ages and Ages – Souvenir

Attn:Ellen (3/12/14)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

This week I’m going to Austin for SxSW (South by Southwest). I’ll get to see the latest in hip fashion.

I will be staring, wide-eyed and weirded out, like Luke Skywalker at the Mos Eisley spaceport.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. I can’t decide if I’d be excited or annoyed if hipsters decided to love Star Wars. On the one hand, sweet!, more people will get this postcard. On the other, I’d have to say that I liked Star Wars before it was cool.

Why am I doing this?