The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (6/6/12)

Front


Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

My book club is reading 50 Shades of Grey. I had heard about it, and watched the video of you “reading” it – and I thought it would be entertaining.

Instead, it makes me feel as awkward as this postcard makes me feel.

Yikes, … just … yikes …

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

This past weekend I went to Houston’s Free Press Summer Fest! It was a blast. I’m going to end up with a number of posts about this, but I’ll start with a dumb/fun one (see what I did there?). Juicebox and I bought really nice lederhosen last September at Oktoberfest … so we decided to unveil the beautiful clothes for the summerfest. Because why not?

Juicebox and I were standing around and a guy walking through has a t-shirt on that has a design as though it IS lederhosen. So we all stare at each other and nod and say all right. A few hours later we ran into each other again and nod at each other like we’ve all just said something really intelligent.

Dance Off vs Nature