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Attn: Ellen (3/16/11)

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Dear Ellen,

I love this painting.

I also love seeing impressionist paintings and saying, “oh my GOD! My vision! What’s wrong – everything’s blurry!!!”

There’s just something nice about the tour guide’s disapproving look and hearing someone mutter about, “the idiot youth of America.”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (11/24/10)

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I got this postcard in … well, New Orleans, Louisiana.

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Dear Ellen,

It’s Thanksgiving-time, which I am excited about.

You know, America has always had a certain bravado which is pretty cool, and Thanksgiving shows more of it.

So shove off obesity as a national epidemic, and hand me more pie!

Wearing Sweatpants,
GetBradStanleyPublished.com

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