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Posts tagged ‘Attn: Ellen’

Attn: Ellen (3/16/11)

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Dear Ellen,

I love this painting.

I also love seeing impressionist paintings and saying, “oh my GOD! My vision! What’s wrong – everything’s blurry!!!”

There’s just something nice about the tour guide’s disapproving look and hearing someone mutter about, “the idiot youth of America.”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (3/9/11)

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Dear Ellen,

I think the ‘Dark Force’ they’re referring to here is wicked facial hair.

I’m off to grow a beard!!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (3/2/11)

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Dear Ellen,

This week on my blog it’s “Picture Week.” In other words, I’ve run out of dumb things to talk about.

I’m switching to smart stuff!

Just kidding – that’s unpossible.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com