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Attn: Ellen (7/27/11)

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Dear Ellen,

Bummer about the space shuttle program ending, huh?

I heard Congress is considering cancelling outer space, too!?

Money’s tight all over I guess.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (7/13/11)

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Dear Ellen,

Is it bad that, if I was the father or uncle of a kid named Dave, and I went to this game with the kid, that I would lie and say I paid for that sign for my son/nephew?

Really, if baseball has taught me anything, it’s that baseball boredom well-organized & slow-moving boredom can be fun, and cheating and money will bring you victory!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (7/6/11)

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The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

I feel like the signing of the Declaration of Independence may have had the same kind of “next day effect” as being drunk and saying “I love you” to someone. You know, you wake up the next day and say, “wait WHAT did I say?!”

Hope you had a nice 4th of July and didn’t commit yourself to anything crazy.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com