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The text of the postcard is:
Dear Ellen,
Texas has been so dry the trees are bribing dogs so we won’t be watching a fireworks show.
(I looked up ‘Texas slang for dry’ and found that ‘dog’ phrase.)
Anyhow, happy 4th and here’s to my imaginary fireworks show!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
P.S. Ooooh! … Ahhhh!
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The text of the postcard is:
Dear Ellen,
I bet Darth Vader is, in his head, yelling “oh fiddlesticks!”
What do you think?
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is:
Dear Ellen,
Depicted here is a woman grieving the loss of her TV. To make her husband feel guilty about selling the tube (to upgrade to a 42″), she dressed in clothes to mourn, and she sat watching where the TV had been.
She is what scientists call, “lacking a hobby.”
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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