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Posts tagged ‘awkward silence’

Attn: Ellen (3/2/11)

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The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

This week on my blog it’s “Picture Week.” In other words, I’ve run out of dumb things to talk about.

I’m switching to smart stuff!

Just kidding – that’s unpossible.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (2/16/11)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

I changed my blog name from: GetBradStanleyPublished.com

to: DumbFunnery.com

Hopefully, like Chewbacca, you will be shocked and then smugly content with this news.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Unsolved Mystery!

I saw a dude wearing this t-shirt at the grocery store by my house, so I scrambled to take a picture of him and then quickly texted it to some friends.

What I really wanted to do was go up to him and say, “then whose bitch is it?” Like it’s some great, unsolved mystery.