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Posts tagged ‘awkward silence’

JEALOUS!?!? (Yes, You Are)

BOOM!

Science IS Awesome – You Better Believe It … Or Else I’ll Throw a Fat Nerd-Book at You

Science is Awesome May Very Well Woo the H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks Out of You with Some Fierce Tambourine-ing

But First, Science is Awesome is Going for a Little Jaunt

One more Time?

The shirt contains: lasers, a jet, a dinosaur (skeleton), volcano, lightning, some green goo, DNA, atomic stuff, a planet, the sun, a comet, and a tornado.

My only regret is that I didn’t buy 10 of these.

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Attn: Ellen (10/6/10)

Front

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

As an FYI, the postcard is from a gift shop in San Antonio, Texas.

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

Who do you think would win in a dance fight between Batman and Superman?

GetBradStanleyPublished

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P.S. Batman is not allowed a metronome in his utility belt.

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My Zombie Roomy (10/5/10)

WOW! Mind-blowing realization today about the Zombie, and all zombies, while at work!

I’ll share with you how I came to this thought.

I started thinking the Zombie is pretty asexual. He never talks about any particular girl or guy. No interest in anyone it seems – which I don’t get! The Zombie has a lot going for himself, and I think if he’d just put himself out there … well, never mind all that.

I was thinking about this whole ‘asexual’ thing and then thought, wait let me look up asexual to see that I have it right. And I did, but also there’s ‘asexual reproduction.’ And zombies reproduce by killing … so it’s like, equating it to most other animals, when a zombie kills you they’re having sex with you!

DANG!

Suddenly there are a ton of horror/porn flicks on the market. Sean of the Dead? Porn. 28 Days Later? Porn. That’s right, people, you’re into zombie porn.

Chew on that.

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