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Attn: Ellen (9/14/11)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Kisses are sweet
HOLY FU**ING SH**
THERE’S A FU**ING
TIGER!! RUN!!!!!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. Awww!

Quotes of the Day!

Yesterday I wrote about my experience reading The Care and Taming of a Rogue by Suzanne Enoch. Here are some quotes from the book.

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“She tasted like strawberries and desire.”

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Lust rolled across him like a warm breeze.

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In fact, she realized as she took her seat in the coach opposite Livi, what she seemed to have achieved tonight was looking on the outside the way she felt on the inside when Bennett looked at her.

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“Phillipa, he stole my future from me,” he finally said, wishing he knew how to look vulnerable and irresistible.

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