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Attn: Ellen (2/22/12)

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Dear Ellen,

I’ve been “researching” (listening to music) SxSW! I’m going again this year and I’m excited.

I find the youtube comments on various videos very funny. Apparently it’s popular to get indignant and righteously tell people that “no, this isn’t brand <x> of music! This is …” and then you say something that sounds made up.

So I can’t wait to start my future techno reggae soul band. We’re going to be terrible.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Young Single Guy with a Cat

Recently I had my birthday (my year in review video). I am now a 27 year old single, straight guy.

And for about 2.4 seconds I considered getting a cat.

Here’s what happened in those 2.4 seconds:

How others would see me:

  • Oh, I guess he’s stopped trying to date?
  • “Your roommate? … Oh you were kidding. Your ‘roommate’ is a cat … Sure, that’s a good joke. I’ve gotta go now. Forever.”
  • Somebody needs a hug.

Possible Cat Names:

  • Shiny von Stinkface
  • Meowser
  • Gisele Jolie Bieber (I would tell countless cat stories, and those names along with the word ‘cat’ would lead to waaay more hits for my blog)

Weird Frame-Worthy Pictures of My Cat and Me:

  • The cat with a New York Times propped against her, and me playing with a ball of yarn.
  • Have a friend throw the cat at my face – with the picture taken just before my face is scratched off.
  • The cat on a chair, me behind it (like your classic boring couple photo). Talk about fantastically creepy.

Also while looking for weird links for this check THIS OUT. Who knew plenty of fish had a message board, but what a brilliant post! “Do guys with cats stay single forever?” How lovely.

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