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Grown Up Storytime Reading

Right before Thanksgiving a story I submitted to a once a month event in Houston called “Grown-up Storytime” was read. It’s the story of when I was selected to be a judge at a “Spoken Word” type poetry competition.

I didn’t know the guy who read it, but he was pretty funny.

Also, Grown-up Storytime is pretty neat. If you didn’t want to click on the link above – basically anyone can submit a story and if it’s picked they have one of their readers (I think anyone can apply to be one of those too) reads it.

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To the Fans of the Mayans

Meteors are crashing down

Destruction rains all around

Dinosaurs have re-inhabited the Earth

They are crushing people with smirks and mirth

Five hundred tornadoes suddenly appeared

But I don’t find any of this weird

Godzilla is riding a super-sized dragon

Throwing presents from his TNT-filled wagon

An earthquake has swallowed Hawaii

Ignorant dolts are screaming ‘why, oh why!’

I don’t mean to sound crass or mean

But all I’m feeling is this dopamine

You see, when you are proven right

A shot of dopamine is there for your delight

I KNEW the Mayans had it figured out

I knew it with all my heart, without a doubt

So you see … oh crap, a foul-tempered liger

Excuse me while I run away with my righteous swagger

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Think About It

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know how popular you are. But I do know that right now there are more white guys singing and dancing (poorly) to Michael Jackson’s “Bad” than you have friends.

No, really, that’s probably true. Isn’t that nuts?

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