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Attn: Ellen (3/2/11)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

This week on my blog it’s “Picture Week.” In other words, I’ve run out of dumb things to talk about.

I’m switching to smart stuff!

Just kidding – that’s unpossible.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

My Zombie Roomy (2/25/11)

The Zombie and Me – Around the House

The Neighbors Hate Me

One of the Zombie’s Less Charming Habits

High-Five!

The Magic, Explained

My Zombie Roomy (2/24/11)

A few days ago I wrote about how I thought the Zombie maybe killed my friend Amy? Well, turns out I was wrong.

You see, Amy sells Lush stuff which is fancy, pretty-smelling stuff.

At first, because the Zombie smelled good, I assumed he killed Amy and accidentally ate some soap. But then, when Amy called and yelled at me to pay for all the soap the Zombie ate – that’s when I knew Amy was still alive.

And feisty.

And Lush stuff is expensive. I’ve got the Zombie drooling into my bathtub right now because he apparently ate four bath bombs. I know it’s disgusting, but I’m cheap, and I’m going to get my money’s worth from these bath bombs one way or another.