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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
Thanksgiving is to my belly
as
The beautiful scenery on this postcard is to me (except on Thanksgiving, or possibly the day after … when I prefer 0 movement).
In other words, happy Thanksgiving! I hope it’s wonderful.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery
Recently at work I was searching through old notebooks for notes I had taken on something a while back. I KNEW I had written notes on how to do this, I just didn’t know which notebook.
Anyhow, while searching I found two things. One, a dramatic poem:
your liquid logic
spreads sugary lies
that I imbibe
and oh I’ll feel sick
but not now
pass me another please
And two, a delightful quote I recorded from a co-worker who approached life with a sort of neutral pessimism. I know you can’t hear my thoughts, but when I read this quote I can hear his Arkansas accent lazily acknowledging each word,
“we’re always screwed, man, that’s our state of being.”
And, I have to brag, I eventually found the notes I was looking for. They were from May 2011.
Front
Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
Rhinoceroses are like nature’s way of saying, “in case you were curious, here’s what saggy armor looks like.”
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery
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