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Attn: Ellen (11/11/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Dear Ellen,

Here we are in November and a big day at my work is coming up (big day in a good way). But this deadlines has been prone to some movement.

I don’t know if you watch much football, but imagine the deadline is the football, and it’s a snowy or rainy game and the ball has been fumbled and every time someone tries to pick it up they instead kick it or knock it away. So the question is, will the FUMMMMBLE-ITIS!!! stop this month?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

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Hey René Magritte

Ceci n’est pas une perceuse (This may be my most highbrow post ever.)

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Attn: Ellen (11/4/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Dear Ellen,

Another Halloween has come and gone, and what have I learned?: Nothing.

But wait!

Christmas movies teach us love conquers all. Valentine’s movies … love conquers all. Halloween movies? Not so much. UNLESS … you think of the monster/killer/bad guy as the hero and his/her/its love of murder as the love story in which case love once again does conquer all! (Mostly.)

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DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

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