Attn: Ellen (6/22/11)
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Dear Ellen,
I bet Darth Vader is, in his head, yelling “oh fiddlesticks!”
What do you think?
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
Posts tagged ‘Ellen DeGeneres’
Attn: Ellen (6/15/11)
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Dear Ellen,
Depicted here is a woman grieving the loss of her TV. To make her husband feel guilty about selling the tube (to upgrade to a 42″), she dressed in clothes to mourn, and she sat watching where the TV had been.
She is what scientists call, “lacking a hobby.”
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
Attn: Ellen (6/8/11)
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The text of the postcard is:
Dear Ellen,
I love wildflowers. They’re like nature’s version of finding a dollar in your pocket.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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