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Posts tagged ‘Ellen DeGeneres’

Attn: Ellen (6/1/11)

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Dear Ellen,

Today I watched “The Princess and the Frog.” It was good! I hadn’t expected to like it that much. But … now I really want some good gumbo.

Not only did this movie inspire thoughts of gumbo, it also inspired this joke:

A black Disney princess?! What’s next, a black president!?!

Har. Har.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (5/25/11)

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Dear Ellen,

The biologist hired as a consultant for cow’s anatomy may have been a fake.

But between you, me, and cows everywhere – wouldn’t it be cool if cows had a fruit-salad-waiting-to-happen for a neck?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (5/18/11)

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The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

After YEARS of hard work NASA scientists did it! A genuinely, truly, awe-inspiringly boring postcard!!

Yessir … after traveling through the stars and amazing planetary pictures NASA zeroes in on … a building.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com