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The text of the postcard is:
Dear Ellen,
Is it bad that, if I was the father or uncle of a kid named Dave, and I went to this game with the kid, that I would lie and say I paid for that sign for my son/nephew?
Really, if baseball has taught me anything, it’s that baseball boredom well-organized & slow-moving boredom can be fun, and cheating and money will bring you victory!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
I feel like the signing of the Declaration of Independence may have had the same kind of “next day effect” as being drunk and saying “I love you” to someone. You know, you wake up the next day and say, “wait WHAT did I say?!”
Hope you had a nice 4th of July and didn’t commit yourself to anything crazy.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
Texas has been so dry the trees are bribing dogs so we won’t be watching a fireworks show.
(I looked up ‘Texas slang for dry’ and found that ‘dog’ phrase.)
Anyhow, happy 4th and here’s to my imaginary fireworks show!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
P.S. Ooooh! … Ahhhh!
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