Attn: Ellen (2/9/11)
Front
Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is:
Dear Ellen,
I hope your Valentine’s is as romantic as Spiderman is awesome.
Oh wait. That’s impossible.
Sincerely,
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Breaking NFL News …
The NFL decided, on top of “micing up” some players, to employ some professional lip readers.
Often during games the announcers would say, “well I’m not a lip reader but I think [player/coach] just said [something pertaining to the game.]”
After some deliberation the NFL decided to employ a few professional lip readers to sit with the announcers and provide even more in-depth coverage of football.
Is the NFL full of a bunch of misunderstood intellectuals? No. Here’s a breakdown of what is said:
Enjoy the Super Bowl! Since I don’t care about either team here’s hoping for a close game, and good commercials.
Attn: Ellen (2/2/11)
Front
Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is:
Dear Ellen,
I could see myself sending this to someone and saying, “here I am in NOLA, I saw this and thought of you, horse-face.”
Then I could see that person slapping me for that.
Sincerely,
GetBradStanleyPublished.com
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