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Attn: Ellen (12/14/16)

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Dear Ellen,

With Christmas fast approaching and shopping areas turning into horrifying parking experiences wrought with feelings where you smash the palms of your hands into your eyes as though that’ll help – I’d recommend people have nature documentaries … wait no, those can be depressing … How about just pretty pictures of animals? Have those at the ready. See, isn’t life better just remembering how pretty things can be?

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Attn: Ellen (12/7/16)

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Dear Ellen,

I just got a fancy DSLR camera and I had pictured myself taking pictures like the one seen on this postcard … But instead so far I have a lot of blurry pictures of the dog. Hi ho, hi ho, off to the manual I guess I’d better go.

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Attn: Ellen (11/30/16)

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Dear Ellen,

A lot of books and movies have a character with some terrible secret, and that character lives with anxiety/worry/fear/etc. and someone threatens to reveal that awful secret and the character feels relief even though they also don’t want that to happen?

That’s me every football season – except I’m living anxiously until I realize my teams I like have zero chance and then I can finally relax. Hope free beats delusional state of wishful thinking in my book.

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DumbFunnery.com

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