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Dear Ellen,
Here’s my crack at the guy’s internal monologue:
“Man, she’s hot … Except maybe too literally … Yep, the ability to light yourself on fire is a con … But she called me handsome!! … Eh, she did kill those kids … But she owns a lot of form-fitting clothes!! …”
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
P.S. Will they go on a third date!? Yes. Yes they will.
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Dear Ellen,
This is the famous scene where Joe finally found out about birth control.
Joe, crushed, said with exasperation, “but it’s the only thing I’m good at! … well that and pulling off this red sash.”
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
P.S. I guess I should explain when I first saw this painting I pretended red sash guy was saying “look what I made!” and gesturing to the room.
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Dear Ellen,
Tough-day-at-the-office Panda gets it. Sometimes you just need to be held.
Unfortunately tough-day-at-the-office Panda refuses to be little spoon and frankly that’s a mistake.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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