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Posts tagged ‘fantail’

Attn: Ellen (1/1/14)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I think New Year’s might be the most romantic holiday of the year because so many people go to bed with such an optimistic view of their future selves due to resolutions.

Here’s to hope, and a lovely 2014!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (12/25/13)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Merry Christmas to you and yours!

I hope you have a good visit from Santa, or not, I don’t want to force your hand or anything … So, you know, um, see ya next year.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. This postcard was, apparently, written while watching a Michael Cera movie.

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Attn: Ellen (12/18/13)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

You know what’s ironic? If you say to someone, “I don’t really like trick questions … Do you?,” that person will assume it’s a trick question.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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