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Attn: Ellen (11/14/12)

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NASA Ellen DeGeneres

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Ellen DeGeneres History

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

History is full of great quotes, but you know what it lacks? Narrated rejoinders! “Failure is not an option,” he said with a smirk. “We have nothing to fear, but fear itself,” he said coyly.

See? What fun!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (11/7/12)

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Panda Bear Ellen DeGeneres

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Postcard Ellen DeGeneres

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

This past week my parents were in town for a visit. We saw Johnson Space Center, Galveston (where there was a motorcycle rally), downtown Houston (where there was an international quilt festival), a Rockets game and of course food was a big part of it.

I guess what I’m saying is, I’m ready for a nap.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (10/24/12)

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Ellen DeGeneres cats

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard cats

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I have this new tactic for dating which is pretty bold, but I think it’s a good way to quickly determine who is crazy.

I do something really weird, like bring a postcard like this and say, “I saw this and thought of you … maybe … us?” And then if the girl wants to leave right away or cut the date short I know she’s a keeper.

I’m still working out the kinks, but I’m optimistic.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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