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Attn: Ellen (12/5/12)

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Ellen DeGeneres bad week

 

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Ellen DeGeneres bad week

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I have a stressful week ahead of me – a doctor’s appointment where I’ll get my blood drawn (read: I will end up having to take a “needle-induced nap”) AND my final! Yipes!

Wish me luck!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (11/28/12)

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Ellen DeGeneres Houston Texas

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Let’s say some “friend” of mine said, “hey I’d love to come visit you!” And let’s say I’m not overly fond of this person, to the point where I use air quotes about our “friendship.”

Have no fear!

I send this postcard and say, “It’s not as fabulous as this postcard lets on, but I can’t wait to show you around the city!”

Fabulous Houston, Texas indeed!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (11/21/12)

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Ellen DeGeneres Thanksgiving

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Ellen DeGeneres Thanksgiving

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

To make the home-cooked Thanksgiving food even tastier, for the past 10 years (since I left home for college), I have been eating really junky, gross foods.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. I know this is one of my lamer postcards, but who cares!?, tomorrow is feed your face day!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

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