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Attn: Ellen (2/13/13)

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Ellen DeGeneres Valentines

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres Valentines

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

It’s pretty well-established that dolphins are awesome, right? So why aren’t there more Valentine’s cards that say stuff like, “You’re cooler than Flipper, wanna get some ice cream?”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. Happy Valentine’s!

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (2/2/11)

Front


Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

I could see myself sending this to someone and saying, “here I am in NOLA, I saw this and thought of you, horse-face.”

Then I could see that person slapping me for that.

Sincerely,
GetBradStanleyPublished.com