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My Zombie Roomy (12/15/11)
Here’s an assumption I feel comfortable making – zombies don’t buy people Christmas gifts. Heck, I’d even assume zombies don’t buy other zombies Christmas gifts. It just doesn’t jive.
You’re with me on this assumption, right? Of course.
But then …
But then I come in my apartment, I go to wash laundry, and like my mom the whole month of December the Zombie quickly slammed the door, grabbed a bag, held it like it was a prized possession, gave me a dirty look and sprinted from the room.
Only with mom I always thought, “Christmas gift!,” I never thought, “Christmas gift! … Or dead body parts … Hmm.”
Either way I guess I’ll get the Zombie something. Any ideas on what? I’m going to keep thinking, maybe check out the mall this weekend. If nothing else I may just give the Zombie my permission to go eat a few bratty kids at the mall. (Tis the season?)
Attn: Ellen (12/14/11)
Front
Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
So ends my European vacation stories via postcard.
They probably made as much sense to you as this postcard made to me. BUT, despite the lack of understanding … hopefully they made you chuckle (again, like me and this postcard).
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
P.S. If you have any of your guests have to do last minute cancellations I can probably cancel my plans to do nothing that day and come out! Just being nice!!
DumbFunnery 