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Dear Ellen,
I bet if human-eating giants from another planet came to Earth and ate people on giant hot dog buns there would be a moment of comfort because a giant hot dog would probably be pretty comfy.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
If there was an actual Texas pan with the panhandle as the actual pan handle what would its signature dish be?
Trick question!
The pan would have your Texas state concealed handgun license (CHL) engraved on it.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
I’m struggling today because I want us to work on a rap collaboration project but I can’t just say that … But then my only idea is to combine the words to form the portmanteau co-rap-oration … But that sounds like corporation which sounds like a portmanteau for a crappy corporation.
I don’t know – maybe get back to me and we pre-collaborate.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery
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