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Attn: Ellen (6/25/14)

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Ellen DeGeneres

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Ellen DeGeneres

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Dear Ellen,

This postcard looks like an advertisement for a version of Star Wars where all of the actors are wax figures. And you know, with the right voice overs, that would be very watchable. Maybe …

Fran Drescher = All female parts

Billy Dee Williams = All sound effects

This one coworker of mine who mumbles and talks too much = All male voices

It’s GOLD!

(And my, what sensual sound effects we would have.)

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. Feel free to tweet me on the twitterverse: @DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (6/18/14)

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Ellen DeGeneres

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Dear Ellen,

Sometimes I think being on a jury could be interesting, enlightening and possibly fun. Other times I think having the picture on this postcard as a shirt and wearing that to court and answering as many questions as possible with a cat pun would be much, much more fun.

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DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (6/11/14)

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Ellen DeGeneres

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Ellen DeGeneres

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Dear Ellen,

Would you mind reminding me? You see, I’m watching tennis and can’t remember: is tennis the poor man’s badminton?, or the rich man’s man’s ping pong?, or the extravagantly wealthy man’s competitive hot dog eating contest?

Please let me know as soon as you get a minute!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

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