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Dear Ellen,
This week is not just about the new Star Wars movie – it’s also about arriving in style.
Will my wife approve of me painting my car to look like a land speeder? Probably not. Will I do it anyway?! Nah.
Anticlimactically,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
This postcard represents Christmas shopping with absolute accuracy.
Yeti with battle axe = you, the shopper.
Ominous red sky with doom-threatening lightning = traffic around the mall.
Dangerous and possibly deadly castle in the distance = the mall.
Unicorn casting judgement from above = jerk about to steal the parking spot that should be yours.
Good luck out there!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery
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Dear Ellen,
I think if I was a quarterback in the NFL before hiking the ball I would yell for an audible if necessary, but I would also yell, “run toward me if you need a hug, hug city right here, hug city, hug city, set … HIKE!”
And then after the play I’d say to the defensive guys, “boy you guys really wanted hugs, huh?” and I bet, looking deep into the eyes of the middle line backer, I would be able to see he both wanted to tackle me AND wanted a hug.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery
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